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Resulta que hay unas inundaciones y un hombre se queda en lo alto de un campanario totalmente aislado. Pasa toda la mañana y por la tarde llega una barca: ¡Oooigaaa! suba que le llevamos. Noooo graciaaaas, tengo fe en Dios y seguro que el me salvara. ¿Esta seguro? Siiii, sigan que Dios me salvara. En esto que pasa toda la noche y al día siguiente pasa a su lado una lancha: ¡Eh Oigaaa! suba que le llevamos Noo no hace faltaaa. Soy muy devotooo y seguro que Dios me salvara. Sigue pasando el tiempo y por la tarde llega un helicóptero de la Guardia Civil: ¡Ehhhhh! ¡El del campanario! ¿Necesita ayuda? Noooo gracias. Confio en Dios, el me salvara. En esto que esa noche vuelve a subir el nivel de las aguas y el hombre se ahoga. Cuando va al cielo se encuentra con Dios y le dice: ¡Señor! ¡Dios mío! ¿por que no me has ayudado? ¿Que no te he ayudado?... te mande una barca, una lancha, un helicóptero...

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